ilovecharts:
hannah-e-mccarthy:
It’s funny, because the same holds true for “amount of snow on the ground” on the X axis.
Hey kids, skip class today!
Let’s start off this rant with my 20th birthday. I went to the club with some of my closest friends and all was great. I get there and this girl who was drunk before she had even gotten to the club most likely offered to buy my a birthday shot. Pretty sweet right? The shot ends up being a cup filled up almost halfway with straight vodka. “I got this” I think to myself as I throw it back…. and then throw it back up. Well spit it up anyways. And get it all over myself and on my friend’s shoes… Whoops
So we start dancing and then my friend shows up who promised to get me a gift for my birthday… I’m ready for my present :)
But then I look at his empty hands…
No gift for me… so I start dancing with my friend’s and this guy dances with me for a few seconds and then he starts pulling at my hair. I assume it got stuck in his mouth or something, but he keeps pulling at it!
It turns out that he has managed to get his gum stuck in my hair and thought that yanking my hair out of my head would be a good way to fix the problem. My friend and I go to the bathroom and she manages to get it out of my hair and we go back to dancing.
But then I end up getting a headache and we leave. So that’s the story of my 20th birthday that I have so nicely shared with you, hope it makes you smile.
Agreed
hashtagagella:
How Animals Eat Their Food
Basically my favorite thing on the Internet
lovequotesrus:
EVERYTHING LOVE
I know it’s cheesy, but it’s cute:)
spookythunder:
I embarrass myself infront of myself
When I see that my cousin has a guy that she isn’t even dating ask her to prom by having her pop balloons with cute things inside of them, and my boyfriend of almost 5 months just randomly asks me as if he is asking me what toppings I’d like on my pizza… I mean I’m not trying to be unappreciative but..
oh and did I also mention that he isn’t even taking me to prom anymore…. and of course this is after I already spent $145 on a downpayment for a dress to wear, that I now won’t be wearing because he doesn’t want to pay for the tickets or to rent a suit…..
but of course if I tell my boyfriend this he would just be like
that-decadent-voice:
confessionsofadirectioner:
On Easter, we had this tradition where an old man down the road would paint little ‘bunny’ prints along the sidewalk, as well as up to the door of every house where a child lives…and he’s done this every year, without fail, since before I was born.
Over the summer, that old man passed away, so no one in their right mind expected to see the tracks this year. However, when I woke up- there they were!
Turns out that his eighteen year old grandson (who happens to be known as the badass of our school) got up at three this morning and spent four hours- by himself -painting the prints; just to make sure that the neighborhood kids wouldn’t be disappointed.
My faith in our generation = restored.
Marry him.
